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Friday, June 22, 2012

"The Smurfs"

"The Smurfs"
         Wow, where to start. If you went to see this in the theaters because (I hope) of your 3 to 9 year old daughter, I feel sorry for you. Lets start with the music, if you want to simulate the entire movie soundtrack, have a small child with a squeaky voice yell "La La Lalala." in your ear for 1 and a half hours while ACDC (you heard me) plays in the background. Its the type of movie that makes you want to cut your wrists with one of those thick juice glasses. I do have to say, I only got to miss 15 minutes because my stupid cousin had to had to bandage my wrists. After I regained consciousness, the movie did not get better any better. I was very confused by Smurfette. She was created entirely to be a prostitute. In the words of Andre 3000, " She needs a golden calculator to divide." There is one good thing about this movie, if you need to go to sleep at a sleepover, you can just watch this. Instead of counting sheep, count smurfs, I guarantee you'll be asleep by sleepy.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

"I'm Back!"
I've been thinking about this lately, and I was wondering if anyone agrees with me. I've seen all the stop Kony stuff lately, and everyone been posting it everywhere(If you don't know about it, look it up.) I totally agree with the idea that he is a terrible person and should be "stopped" and that it is a good idea to raise awareness. However, telling everyone that you think kony should be stopped is doing nothing. Besides, the whole idea that Kony is a bad evil person seems to be fairly unanimous. Oh, by the way, new reports are showing that the entire thing is BS.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

Saturday, February 18, 2012

"New Design"
 Just got a new design, comment your thoughts. This would probably be the one time where the rule " If you have nothing nice to say, TELL ME!!!!!" would imply. I have decided to blog about everything.http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/everything. Until I read the definition and realized that, just like writing a book, that would be difficult. So I guess I'm still looking for ideas.

Friday, February 17, 2012

"Next Best Thing"
         Ever since coming up with a book about the middle ages called "Jesus Christ There's an Arrow In My Face," I've seriously considered writing my own book. Then I realized that writing a book requires "effort" and that my book would need to be "good." So I guess in this case a blog is the next best thing. You (you know, all three of you reading this) may be asking yourselves,"What could Joe possibly blog about?" Well the truth is that I have no idea. Any ideas would be helpful. And don't say that I should blog about my feelings because that's not going to happen. ever.